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Post by Pirate Joe on Oct 23, 2014 16:13:03 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 16:16:28 GMT -5
She says, "I keep getting older..."
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Post by dawgggystyle on Oct 23, 2014 16:39:34 GMT -5
lisa ann, an old hottie
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 17:01:03 GMT -5
She has enough for everyone. Forehead, I mean.
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Post by redpacaderm on Oct 23, 2014 17:27:24 GMT -5
Better than the last linebacker that just had a make believe one
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Post by athens on Oct 23, 2014 18:04:19 GMT -5
She has enough for everyone. Forehead, I mean. That's a fivehead
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Post by scuzz on Oct 23, 2014 18:27:35 GMT -5
Better than the last linebacker that just had a make believe one BAZINGA!
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Post by Pirate Joe on Oct 23, 2014 19:09:25 GMT -5
Only parts of her are fake
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Post by athens on Oct 23, 2014 19:17:41 GMT -5
Only parts of her are fake You think she got a forehead implant?
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Post by Pirate Joe on Oct 23, 2014 19:23:58 GMT -5
Only parts of her are fake You think she got a forehead implant? Someone planted something in her forehead.
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Post by 75tranzam on Oct 23, 2014 19:25:45 GMT -5
He asked her..."Do you like tapes and CD's?"
She said ..."Yeah,"
He said..."Good, I'll tape me dick to that big ass forehead and you can see dees nuts."
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Post by cobrakai on Oct 23, 2014 19:58:33 GMT -5
She says, "I keep getting older..." Excellent Dazed and Confused reference.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 0:35:05 GMT -5
How odd tips it your teammates can watch your gf fuck with a simple google search???
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Post by pittnd1 on Oct 24, 2014 0:43:03 GMT -5
How odd tips it your teammates can watch your gf fuck with a simple google search??? I'd respond to this but I need some help from an interpreter first. If someone can determine what the f#ck he is saying, I'd be glad to lend my perspective.
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Post by LEE Fn TORSO on Oct 24, 2014 1:16:42 GMT -5
I dated a girl back in the late 80's that left my ass cold turkey to go to Paris to do a shoot for Penthouse. Fuck her... And her attitude.... Uhh.. Oops... I did. Never mind. Hell.. I got the last laugh.. She's fatter than king kong's pecker now. And she has bad neck wrinkles too. Bitch.
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Post by 75tranzam on Oct 24, 2014 6:08:29 GMT -5
I dated a girl back in the late 80's that left my ass cold turkey to go to Paris to do a shoot for Penthouse. Fuck her... And her attitude.... Uhh.. Oops... I did. Never mind. Hell.. I got the last laugh.. She's fatter than king kong's pecker now. And she has bad neck wrinkles too. Bitch. Luckily she's still a Louisville grad and has that going for her...
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Post by LEE Fn TORSO on Oct 25, 2014 1:49:43 GMT -5
I dated a girl back in the late 80's that left my ass cold turkey to go to Paris to do a shoot for Penthouse. Fuck her... And her attitude.... Uhh.. Oops... I did. Never mind. Hell.. I got the last laugh.. She's fatter than king kong's pecker now. And she has bad neck wrinkles too. Bitch. Luckily she's still a Louisville grad and has that going for her... I don't think she actually graduated. Not sure. But a friend of hers still stays in contact with me. I'll ask.
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Post by nmerritt11 on Oct 25, 2014 7:56:18 GMT -5
must have went ok...he is posting selfies with her from the bedroom sheets
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Post by NCBulldawg on Oct 25, 2014 9:18:21 GMT -5
Are we sure she is a she?
Jes' sayin'...
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Post by pittnd1 on Oct 25, 2014 9:33:14 GMT -5
Are we sure she is a she? Jes' sayin'... I looked up some of her work after hearing this story. She's a pretty talented gal. I'm not sure she's going to win an Academy Award. But she could win a sword swallowing contest any day.
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Post by tophb21 on Oct 25, 2014 10:33:51 GMT -5
So when the kid can't crack the starting lineup at ND, he can always have a career in porn. Maybe she is out scouting and recruiting for the industry.
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Post by pittnd1 on Oct 25, 2014 10:40:35 GMT -5
So when the kid can't crack the starting lineup at ND, he can always have a career in porn. Maybe she is out scouting and recruiting for the industry. You gotta prepare for life after football. He should get a MBA. He's also gotta consider--his lovely lady is in her 40's. She's only good for a couple more years in the MILF genre. She'll probably grab a couple gigs in the "grandma porn" scene. But then she's going to have to hang up her lingerie and call it a career as well.
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Post by CFF on Oct 25, 2014 14:09:19 GMT -5
So when the kid can't crack the starting lineup at ND, he can always have a career in porn. Maybe she is out scouting and recruiting for the industry. You gotta prepare for life after football. He should get a MBA. He's also gotta consider--his lovely lady is in her 40's. She's only good for a couple more years in the MILF genre. She'll probably grab a couple gigs in the "grandma porn" scene. But then she's going to have to hang up her lingerie and call it a career as well. So you are saying you would watch "Slamming Granny in the Fanny" then?
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Post by NCBulldawg on Oct 25, 2014 14:26:08 GMT -5
Walks in, turns around, walks out.
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Post by tonythegator on Oct 25, 2014 14:27:16 GMT -5
Walks in, turns around, walks out. NCB has slammed Granny in the fanny before.
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