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Post by hetuck1 on May 11, 2009 20:42:43 GMT -5
Bros, stop me before I go fucking insane.............I just finished removing white polish from my son's toe nails.......REMOVING WHITE POLISH FROM MY SON'S TOE NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He told me two women at a party held him down and painted his toe nails while his mom watched, laughing hysterically. Excuse me.....I need to retrieve a brown paper bag to control my breathing pattern.........
Holy jumping fucking shit balls..............I'm pissed off about this. I'll never let her know she got to me. But dammit, she's lucky I'm a law-abiding citizen. She's damn lucky.
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Post by Geaux Tigers on May 11, 2009 20:45:42 GMT -5
You oughtta be a proud dad right bout now.....son taking after his old man!
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Post by gatordynasty on May 11, 2009 20:47:46 GMT -5
Dude, that's f*cked up! Who uses white toe nail polish? Very gay.
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Post by hetuck1 on May 11, 2009 20:53:04 GMT -5
I'm curious to know what some fathers think of this mess. C'mon........what kind of message are you sending your kid when people have him pinned to the ground, theyr'e painting him against his will and you're in full view laughing about it? The bitch has gone too far. Somebody needs to kick her ass. I hope she gets mugged sometime while she's giving a stranger head in the bar parking lot. Yeah........something else her own friends have told me about. Wow........I sure could go for a nitro tablet right about now!
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Post by Elapid on May 11, 2009 20:56:03 GMT -5
You oughtta be a proud dad right bout now.....son taking after his old man! I think he's pissed because they didn't use pink polish like Dads! ;D
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Post by hetuck1 on May 11, 2009 20:58:10 GMT -5
You're all three fixin for an ass-kickin! Dirty, rotten pricks!
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2009 21:04:01 GMT -5
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Post by GatorzBack2Back on May 11, 2009 21:05:02 GMT -5
Tuck, I will make her blow me, and I won't warn her before giving her the atomic elbow to the top of the head as I ram it down her throat and spooge.
As she is choking and gasping, I will punch her throat and tell her to lay off the polish if she knows what is good for her.
I'm here for you..... ;D
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Post by hetuck1 on May 11, 2009 21:05:23 GMT -5
I'm tired. Goodnight, Fuckers!
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Post by NCBulldawg on May 11, 2009 21:19:29 GMT -5
Next time it will be daisy's painted on a blue background. goodnight....
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Post by mauigator on May 11, 2009 22:00:37 GMT -5
Tuck, that is fucked up. I would be laughing my ass off if it was his friends that held him down while his girlfriend did the painting. But that is not the case. Let me know when an account is set up for donations for you to hire a great fucking lawyer. I'll send what I can. First (that I know of) the cunt screws the two of you out of World series and now this. May the skank burn in hell.
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Post by beecher05 on May 11, 2009 22:29:26 GMT -5
Let me know where she is and I'll try to arrange a daytrip, Tuck...sounds like she needs a good ol Beecher, south Georgia, country ass-WHUPPIN!
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Post by fiasco007 on May 12, 2009 2:33:44 GMT -5
1st your wife is waking you up in the middle of the night, then she keeps the remote on her side of the bed, now your son is painting his nails? What the hell is going on over there. I would seriously be whooping all their azzzzzz'z
You know that 100 bucks that went missing out of your wallet? Yep! Your son used it for the day spa and facial.
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Post by buzznut on May 12, 2009 7:13:29 GMT -5
Tuck, that is totally messed. Thank God your boy fought and had to be held down. Me thinks it might be time for a Roo kicking. Plus one more body in a FL swamp wont be a big deal.
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Post by huntgator on May 12, 2009 7:40:16 GMT -5
The fuckin' SKAUNK, strikes again....Tuck, on the bright side...She's just feeding you more ammunition!
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Post by buzznut on May 12, 2009 7:43:06 GMT -5
Good point Hunt, if she keeps this shit up tuck should get a TKO in court some day.
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Post by GatorzBack2Back on May 12, 2009 8:12:40 GMT -5
1st your wife is waking you up in the middle of the night, then she keeps the remote on her side of the bed, now your son is painting his nails? What the hell is going on over there. I would seriously be whooping all their azzzzzz'z You know that 100 bucks that went missing out of your wallet? Yep! Your son used it for the day spa and facial. To be specific, his WIFE is stealing the remote. His son is being forcibly held down and dolled up by his BABY MAMA and her merry band of road whores. Don't confuse the two, or Tuck will have some sort of meltdown. edited for historical accuracy.
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Post by huntgator on May 12, 2009 8:20:20 GMT -5
Don't confuse the two, or Hunt will have some sort of meltdown.
Nope! I'm now a kinder, gentler, Hunt....
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Post by Bradimous1 on May 12, 2009 9:03:31 GMT -5
Don't confuse the two, or Hunt will have some sort of meltdown. Nope! I'm now a kinder, gentler, Hunt.... I'm just curious how the hell you get the text outside of the quote box... them gators are talented
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Post by g8rsweetie on May 12, 2009 9:06:03 GMT -5
Hire a hitman and be done with it already
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Post by hetuck1 on May 12, 2009 9:07:04 GMT -5
The fuckin' SKAUNK, strikes again....Tuck, on the bright side...She's just feeding you more ammunition! It funny you mention that, Hunt. I sent her an email and a piece of my mind. I told her this was unacceptible behavior on a parent's part and that it will NOT happen again........that if she wanted a play doll she should have a couple daughters (that was a shot at the fact that she aborted twin girls 3 months ago). I got an email from her this morning that read, "Tell a fucking judge, asshole. And while you're at it, grow up. If I want to paint MY son's nails I will paint MY son's nails." Do you see why I don't like her?
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Post by irish08 on May 12, 2009 10:19:32 GMT -5
Obviously your son didnt like this. Where is the skaunk located. I mean I would hate for her to have an accident because her brakes didnt work properly on her car.
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Post by huntgator on May 12, 2009 10:23:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I do Tuck..She/IT seems like a real dumb ass! Let me know when/if you need some Vampire assistance!
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Post by irish08 on May 12, 2009 10:26:20 GMT -5
Yeah, I do Tuck..She/IT seems like a real dumb ass! Let me know when/if you need some Vampire assistance! Ya know this could be a very good idea. I needed some assistance with the mother in law, and hunt sent his vampires and now she just sits in the corner weeping. If they cracked my futher mother in law, they can crack the skaunk as well
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Post by buzznut on May 12, 2009 10:35:51 GMT -5
Tuck, I truly hope you were dazed and confused when you mated with this she-monster. I realize being young and in lust can cause a man to do some pretty crazy things. But unless she has had a major personality transformation since you met her, you had to have been dazed and confused. Not judging, just asking. Peace Bro. Oh, and a car full of the boys from Roo land will be on the way to help at a moments call.
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Post by scuzz on May 12, 2009 10:41:07 GMT -5
The fuckin' SKAUNK, strikes again....Tuck, on the bright side...She's just feeding you more ammunition! It funny you mention that, Hunt. I sent her an email and a piece of my mind. I told her this was unacceptible behavior on a parent's part and that it will NOT happen again........that if she wanted a play doll she should have a couple daughters (that was a shot at the fact that she aborted twin girls 3 months ago). I got an email from her this morning that read, "Tell a fucking judge, asshole. And while you're at it, grow up. If I want to paint MY son's nails I will paint MY son's nails." Do you see why I don't like her? Print out a copy of the e-mail for future legal considerations. You got her character and a confession in one e-mail.
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Post by huntgator on May 12, 2009 10:48:12 GMT -5
Thanks for the endorsement Irish!
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Post by bamboozler on May 12, 2009 11:32:48 GMT -5
Tuck, if your ex and her pals held your son down to do this crap I'm pretty sure that would and could qualify as child abuse. My God the boy could be scarred for life from something like that. And like someone said, save that e-mail confession from the skaunk. I really think you should take legal action. Good luck!!
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Post by kaara on May 12, 2009 12:30:46 GMT -5
I'm with bamboozler, hoding him down against his will is tantumaunt to child abuse in an instance like this. Print the email out, present it to child services. She said "tell it to a judge", I would do exactly that. As Costanza once said "you wanna get nuts, let's get nuts"
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Post by hetuck1 on May 12, 2009 16:57:31 GMT -5
I'm with bamboozler, hoding him down against his will is tantumaunt to child abuse in an instance like this. Print the email out, present it to child services. She said "tell it to a judge", I would do exactly that. As Costanza once said "you wanna get nuts, let's get nuts" I reported the incident to DCF today. If anything comes of it I'll be sure to let you all know. With that said........look, folks, I LOVE the enthusiasm and support you're all giving me in here. But please, no more talk about hurting his mom or anything of that nature. Personally, I don't care if she gets mugged and shot. She means absolutely nothing to me and she has nothing positive to bring to my son's life. Her oldest son already ditched her ass to go live with his dad. That should tell you what kind of worthless slime she is. But I want you all to know that regardless of how I feel about her stupid ass I will never, NEVER be responsible for inflicting any kind of physical harm to her. I can't do that to my son. Besides, I'd much rather her suffer emotionally. Emotional pain lasts longer and hurts 100 times worse in the grand scheme of things:) So, from this point forth, just offer whatever words of advice you have to offer and let me vent. I'm not opposed to hiring a new attorney if you know of anybody in the Tampa Bay area. Mine isn't really getting things done for me. It is very important to type about the shit she puts me through. It helps calm me down and deal with it effectively. So anyways.........that's my uh........take on that;)
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