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Post by michiganalumni on Jun 16, 2009 3:37:22 GMT -5
I know there our a lot of idiot fans out there but my Buckeye neighbor is starting to piss me off! Most of the stunts he pulls are on purpose. A couple of hours ago my stupid neighbor Jim felt that it would be awesome to play the song "I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan" and blare it while I was trying to get some damn sleep! I will remind you all it was around 2am! That's when I like to lay down to get some sleep! As I am typing right now my neighbor is blaring his music and it is bugging the hell out of me and the neighborhood! He is a Buckeye fan and he constantly gives me hell! When ever I go outside to get the mail I just want to burn down that gay Buckeye flag he has hanging on his flag pole! I want to grab a Baseball bat and smash that damn Buckeye mail box he has. Ugh, the frustration! I can get along with my rivals but, Jim is a different story! That motherf7cker flirts with my wife for Christ sakes! I just want to whale on his ass! That arrogant Jackass also torn my Michigan flag down from my balcony when I was gone last weekend! Michigan fan since your girlfriend is a Michigan State fan can you give me tips on how to combat young Osu fans? Any tips would be great. I apologize if im really grumpy! I want to get my full 8 hours of sleep and I freaking can't! Its 4:37 eastern time and I am now saying "good night everyone".
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Post by michiganalumni on Jun 16, 2009 3:42:56 GMT -5
Freaking Buckeye fans!
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 6:55:57 GMT -5
I am not a Michigan fan but I can tell you how to fuck with your neighbor. First I am sure you have a noise law where you live, when he starts to blast his music just step out side and call the police non emergency number let the dispatcher hear the music while you make your complaint. As far as the mail box, get some break fluid in a squirt bottle, it will take the paint right off of it. If you feel real brave get sum Bleach and rock salt. Mix it together and burn a big UM in his front yard. If you do it right nothing will grow there for years. If the prevailing winds blow toward his house start a Compost pile, then walk the neighborhood picking up every one else's dog shit. You can even burn the stuff for better effect when the wind is just right.
I hope that helps. You can also etch his drive way with Muriatic acid.
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Post by bigdawgs on Jun 16, 2009 8:33:20 GMT -5
Hey, find out when he sleeps and return the favor with The Victors. Then again, if you really want to annoy him, play Rocky Top 500 times. It won't be as often at UT plays it per quarter, but it still will drive him crazy.
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Post by Bradimous1 on Jun 16, 2009 8:43:39 GMT -5
I was going to offer some more tame suggestions than wolf... but after reading that he tore down your flag last weekend, I think the bleach and rock salt on the front yard are in order.
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Post by Velocity on Jun 16, 2009 8:49:44 GMT -5
I would shy away from anything that could be construed as vandalism... that said, your neighbor is an asshole and I would say that the best way to get him to stop what he's doing is to follow wolferun's first suggestion. Call the police non-emergency line while the guy is playing the music and make a complaint. Do it outside too.
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Post by Bradimous1 on Jun 16, 2009 8:53:58 GMT -5
I would shy away from anything that could be construed as vandalism... that said, your neighbor is an asshole and I would say that the best way to get him to stop what he's doing is to follow wolferun's first suggestion. Call the police non-emergency line while the guy is playing the music and make a complaint. Do it outside too. not nearly as fun though... but yes, you are correct.
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Post by Velocity on Jun 16, 2009 8:57:13 GMT -5
If our legal system wasn't as screwed up as it is, I would definitely say that if he's done it to you, he deserves it right back at him. I still do believe that, actually, because only when people are handed a dose of their own medicine do they see that their actions are wrong (usually). However, the legal system doesn't look at it that way in this day and age, so the old mantras (i.e., "an eye for an eye") can really get people into trouble.
It's a shame; I really wish the older values were still in play (certain crimes would happen MUCH less often if this were the case...) but the litigious nature of the USA really prohibits this.
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Post by buzznut on Jun 16, 2009 8:59:06 GMT -5
Sorry you have to have an idiot OSU fan as your neighbor. I have had to deal with the other side of the coin for years, however since we have been winning the game he has been forced to shut up. Good Luck
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Post by Bradimous1 on Jun 16, 2009 9:02:25 GMT -5
Sorry you have to have an idiot OSU fan as your neighbor. I have had to deal with the other side of the coin for years, however since we have been winning the game he has been forced to shut up. Good Luck this is like comparing apples to oranges... the only thing more annoying than a tOSU fan is a Gator fan... Meeeechigan doesn't even compare... i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/klinko82/Stupid football etc/Smileys/stirthepot.gif[/img]
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Post by Velocity on Jun 16, 2009 9:10:50 GMT -5
I dunno... FSU fans are pretty damn bad too...
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 9:11:19 GMT -5
You could always request your friends down south send you some exotic plant seeds. You would be amased at how fast Kudzu, potato vine, wasteria, dollar weed, and honey suckle can fuck up a property. They are also fast enough growing to make spring to fall up north hell, and hardy enough to come back after a hard winter.
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Post by bigdawgs on Jun 16, 2009 9:13:59 GMT -5
And Miami fans too. Oh wait, do they have any fans?
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 9:47:56 GMT -5
You could always request your friends down south send you some exotic plant seeds. You would be amased at how fast Kudzu, potato vine, wasteria, dollar weed, and honey suckle can fuck up a property. They are also fast enough growing to make spring to fall up north hell, and hardy enough to come back after a hard winter.
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Post by Bradimous1 on Jun 16, 2009 9:50:33 GMT -5
You could always request your friends down south send you some exotic plant seeds. You would be amased at how fast Kudzu, potato vine, wasteria, dollar weed, and honey suckle can fuck up a property. They are also fast enough growing to make spring to fall up north hell, and hardy enough to come back after a hard winter. looking to get back at his neighbor, not start an epidemic that will ruin his yard too.
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 10:05:45 GMT -5
What can I say, I grew up during the cold war and the policy of MAD
Mutualy Agreed Destruction.
When the first volley is fired each additional volley is worse until ultimate destruction.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 11:48:46 GMT -5
I am not a Michigan fan but I can tell you how to fuck with your neighbor. First I am sure you have a noise law where you live, when he starts to blast his music just step out side and call the police non emergency number let the dispatcher hear the music while you make your complaint. As far as the mail box, get some break fluid in a squirt bottle, it will take the paint right off of it. If you feel real brave get sum Bleach and rock salt. Mix it together and burn a big UM in his front yard. If you do it right nothing will grow there for years. If the prevailing winds blow toward his house start a Compost pile, then walk the neighborhood picking up every one else's dog shit. You can even burn the stuff for better effect when the wind is just right. I hope that helps. You can also etch his drive way with Muriatic acid. Just do the following Bryce. I guarantee it will work! I'm pretty sure all the other idea's that were brought up by everyone will work as well. To coexist with Rivals in the family is hard. Having a neighbor as your rival....... Even harder.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 11:52:02 GMT -5
Just be careful Michigan if you go with Wolfs plan!
The 9/11 plan is safer.....
But the vandalism is something to be cautious about.
Personally I would get back at him with vandalism.
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Post by crimson2007 on Jun 16, 2009 11:54:31 GMT -5
Are you opposed to arson?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 11:57:56 GMT -5
When my father and I parked are car at the Horseshoe during the 2006 Michigan/Ohio State game it was vandalized. My father had a bunch of Michigan bumper stickers on his car and , he had a Michigan license plate on it as well. The Police were definitely called for the car getting vandalized. There were several other reports of vandalized cars.
No offense to the Ohio State fans on this board (least you guy's are civilized) but your Buckeye friends during the 2006 game were acting childish. They were acting like two year olds going around breaking shit. Its alright to celebrate a victory but, Osu fans celebrated there victory vandalizing stuff that belonged to Michigan fans. Im sure the dumb ones even vandalized there own stuff.
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 12:39:10 GMT -5
We could send you some Gator and LSU gear.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 12:40:38 GMT -5
We could send you some Gator and LSU gear. Haha, that is a good one! Do it Michigan! Your neighbor would hate you for that!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 12:42:26 GMT -5
My friend has a brother who is a hard core Lsu fan. His brother lives in New Orleans but he is staying in Michigan for the summer.
I bet I could hook you up with a Lsu jersey and a Lsu flag?
He could even hook you up with bumper stickers!
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Post by BTB07 on Jun 16, 2009 12:43:27 GMT -5
We could send you some Gator and LSU gear. Not a good idea. The App State gear that the neighbor would bring out would be the ultimate trump card.
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 12:43:37 GMT -5
Send him a T shirt
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 12:45:08 GMT -5
Remind him of 2007
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 12:46:07 GMT -5
Send him a T shirt ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 12:46:40 GMT -5
Remind him of 2007 Even better post!
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 16, 2009 12:46:42 GMT -5
Make him some yard signs
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Post by BTB07 on Jun 16, 2009 12:46:43 GMT -5
We could send you some Gator and LSU gear. Not a good idea. The App State gear that the neighbor would bring out would be the ultimate trump card. Another problem is that Ohio State beat Michigan both of those years... That shirt was funny though Wolfe.
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