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Post by USCGamecocks on Sept 4, 2007 9:53:26 GMT -5
AP – Athens, GA
Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford was admitted to Athens Memorial Hospital this morning after being found soaking wet shivering in his bathroom this morning. According to Georgia coach Mark Richt, Stafford’s roommate found him curled up in the fetal position mumbling the words “Night Train” over and over. Doctors have determined that Stafford has suffered a nervous breakdown. He will be observed over the next few days, but is questionable for the South Carolina game on Saturday.
After hearing of Stafford’s hospitalization, South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier identified what was wrong with the young man. “He must have seen some footage of Jasper clobbering a few quarterbacks.” Jasper Brinkley is South Carolina’s All-SEC linebacker whose nickname is the “Night Train.”
“Yeah I think this happened to Tommy Bowden last year before the Clemson game too,” Spurrier said. South Carolina defeated Clemson 31-28.
Georgia is favored by six over South Carolina this weekend. When asked for comment, Brinkley only said, “Wait until the game’s over. Then he’ll really have something to cry about.”
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Post by atldawg272 on Sept 4, 2007 9:57:29 GMT -5
Very nice, usc. You enjoy having that avatar up this week... I get to pick it for the next two months.
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Post by USCGamecocks on Sept 4, 2007 10:13:21 GMT -5
We shall see.
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Post by cff on Sept 4, 2007 11:41:58 GMT -5
I thought that the AIDS might have progressed. He must have a physche made of glass to fear SC....
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Post by USCGamecocks on Sept 4, 2007 12:04:26 GMT -5
No, it's still HIV at this point. Talladega may have done him in.
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Post by bamano112x on Sept 4, 2007 15:39:25 GMT -5
Gotta say I don't see UGA taking a loss at the hands of the Gamecocks. But, I wouldn't be heartbroken if it happened.
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Post by NCBulldawg on Sept 4, 2007 17:05:22 GMT -5
Come on bamano, let's both be undefeated going into the last week of September and then settle it on the field in Tuscaloosa. fair enough?
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