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Post by poejoe8 on Jun 18, 2009 19:45:39 GMT -5
The Definitive List Of Songs No Dude Should Have On Their iPod
Much like a person’s DVD collection, a person’s iPod is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough put together this definitive list of songs no dude should have on their iPod. You know, because sometimes people need guidance in not sucking.
If any of the following are currently on your iPod, we recommend going home and downloading as much Megadeth as humanly possible.
* Anything by Michael Bolton * “Daughters” by John Mayer * Anything by Clay Aiken * Anything by Abba * “It’s Raining Men” * Anything by Creed * “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie * “We Built This City” by Jefferson Starship * “Just a Girl” by No Doubt * Anything by Ace of Base * “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper * Any other song premised on girls having fun * Anything by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch not titled “Good Vibrations” * Anything that can be categorized as a “Show Tune” * Anything by Enya * Anything by the Jonas Brothers * “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock * Anything by Keith Urban * Anything by Good Charlotte * Anything where Garth Brooks sings about mentally challenged people * Anything by Aerosmtih post 1990, especially “Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” * Anything from the Beaches soundtrack * Anything by Kelly Clarkson * Any song by Will Smith that shares its title with a Will Smith movie * Anything by Lady Gaga * Anything by 98 Degrees * Anything by Macy Gray * Any non-solo Timberlake * “Big Girls Don’t Cry” or “Clumsy” by Fergie * Anything by Sugar Ray post-1997 * “Playing with the Boys” by Kenny Loggins * Anything by Bon Jovi not on “Slippery When Wet” or a Young Guns soundtrack * Anything by Roxette or any other Swedish band * Anything by Jessica Simpson * “Hey There Delilah” by Plain White T’s * Anything from the soundtrack of Sandra Bullock romantic comedy * Any solo Rob Thomas * Any music by any group that got their start on the Disney Channel * Anything by Celine Dion * Anything by New Kids on the Block pre 1992 * Anything by New Kids on the Block post 1992 * “Mambo Number 5″ by Lou Bega * “The Electric Slide” by whoever sang “The Electric Slide * Anything you can shag to * Anything you can rumba to * Anything you can waltz to * “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus * Anything by Britney * Anything by a Hollywood actor not titled “Party All the Time” * Anything by Enrique Iglesias * “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette * Anything by Ricky Martin * Anything by Hanson * Anything by Avril Lavigne * “Follow Me” by Uncle Cracker * Anything by Miley Cyrus * Anything by Rascal Flatts * Anything by Christina Aguilera where she didn’t dry hump a dude in the video * Anything by Europe not titled “Final Countdown” * Anything by the Backstreet Boys * “Lady” by Styx * Anything from the Devil Wears Prada soundtrack * “I Will Do Anything for Love” by Meat Loaf * Anything involving George Michael post 1989 * “All the Single Ladies” by Beyonce * Anything by Rod Stewart post 1975 * “All or Nothing” by O-Town * Anything involving Michael Jackson post 1991 * Any version of “Candle in the Wind” * “Strong Enough to Be My Man” by Sheryl Crow * Any song by any group from or formed in Orlando. * “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” by Culture Club * Anything by Taylor Hicks * “Mama” by Boyz II Men * Anything by Three Doors Down post 2001 * Anything produced by Scott Storch * Anything by the Bee Gees not titled “Staying Alive” * Anything by anyone who finished worse than third on American Idol * Anything from a Broadway show * Anything that can be categorized as “Adult Contemporary” * “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz * Anything by Katy Perry * “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani * Anything from the Titanic soundtrack * Anything by Nickelback post 2002 * And anything that ever went #1 in Germany (see: Hassellhoff, David)
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Post by poejoe8 on Jun 18, 2009 19:47:06 GMT -5
If I had an iPod, I might be guilty of a couple of these, but this is a long list....
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Post by tophb21 on Jun 18, 2009 19:52:20 GMT -5
Poe Joe.....are those two chicks in the avatar Richmond chicks? I could swear they are sporting Red and White UR tees!! ;D
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Post by poejoe8 on Jun 18, 2009 19:55:24 GMT -5
I know I would have at least one Rod Stewart song post 1975..."Hot Legs" came out in 1977. I think there was one Creed tune I liked pretty well and yes there might be an ABBA tune on mine too.
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Post by poejoe8 on Jun 18, 2009 19:56:56 GMT -5
Poe Joe.....are those two chicks in the avatar Richmond chicks? I could swear they are sporting Red and White UR tees!! ;D Wow, I didn't notice...I'll remove them immediately! ;D Here's a closer look: Actually, I don't think they're UofR. I know the one on the right would have never slipped through JMU's hands.
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Post by tonythegator on Jun 18, 2009 20:47:18 GMT -5
My ipod is loaded with albums by..................................
Led Zeppelin Uriah Heep Yes Deep Purple Rush Black Sabbath Metallica Scorpions Robin Trower AC/DC Velvet Revolver Jimi Hendrix Van Halen Whitesnake Coverdale/Page Candlebox Grand Funk Railroad Allman Brothers Tesla Foghat Alice Cooper Cream......................and a few others.
Plus, I have a few single songs, by various artists, which I put on to learn.
Rock On!!!!! ;D
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Post by tophb21 on Jun 18, 2009 20:48:03 GMT -5
Poe Joe.....are those two chicks in the avatar Richmond chicks? I could swear they are sporting Red and White UR tees!! ;D Wow, I didn't notice...I'll remove them immediately! ;D Here's a closer look: Actually, I don't think they're UofR. I know the one on the right would have never slipped through JMU's hands. Thought you'd get a kick out of that. ;D Both would have been at UR.
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Post by Velocity on Jun 18, 2009 21:00:16 GMT -5
Wow. I got through that entire list with zero infractions.
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Post by maestro on Jun 18, 2009 21:46:01 GMT -5
I will report one infraction. I have a playlist for my 4 year-old daughter that has "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" on it. She loves that song, and it sure is fun to watch her dance and sing it.
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Post by michiganalumni on Jun 18, 2009 21:49:42 GMT -5
My ipod is loaded with albums by.................................. Led Zeppelin Uriah Heep Yes Deep Purple Rush Black Sabbath Metallica Scorpions Robin Trower AC/DC Velvet Revolver Jimi Hendrix Van Halen Whitesnake Coverdale/Page Candlebox Grand Funk Railroad Allman Brothers Tesla Foghat Alice Cooper Cream......................and a few others. Plus, I have a few single songs, by various artists, which I put on to learn. Rock On!!!!! ;D Good list. ;D
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Post by maestro on Jun 18, 2009 21:54:31 GMT -5
Hey Tony, just wanted to let you know that music has been made this century.
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Post by dawgsfan59 on Jun 18, 2009 21:58:27 GMT -5
Well I dont have a ipod, only a mp3 player. I love that thing, I can put on my head phones and work for 8 hrs straight with out running out of songs or the batteries dying. As for the list, well I am guilty of having a few of those on there. To those that wrote that list and would like to step up in my face and say I am not a man for I welcome them to walk up to me and limp there ass away.
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Post by tonythegator on Jun 18, 2009 22:00:51 GMT -5
Hey Tony, just wanted to let you know that music has been made this century. Yeah, but it isn't as good as the stuff on my list.
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Post by dawgsfan59 on Jun 18, 2009 22:04:06 GMT -5
Those are some good choices tony. Personally though I could never get into metallica, tesla, or alice cooper though. My collection of music ranges from classical to rap, as long I can understand the words there is a good chance I will like it.
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Post by tonythegator on Jun 18, 2009 22:20:15 GMT -5
I'm not super crazy about some of Metallica, but, it sure is fun to play on the drums. ;D
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Post by husky on Jun 18, 2009 23:42:55 GMT -5
I count 3 infractions on my part: Dancing Queen- Abba Don't Want to Miss a Thing- Aerosmith Night Fever- The Bee Gees
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Post by whamil77 on Jun 19, 2009 5:47:51 GMT -5
The Definitive List Of Songs No Dude Should Have On Their iPodMuch like a person’s DVD collection, a person’s iPod is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough put together this definitive list of songs no dude should have on their iPod. You know, because sometimes people need guidance in not sucking. If any of the following are currently on your iPod, we recommend going home and downloading as much Megadeth as humanly possible. Perhaps the authors should have simply shown the "allowable list of songs." Anytime I see a list like this it leads me to believe that the authors are having problems coming to grips with their own sexuality and attempting to deflect attention away from their homosexual tendencies by pretending to listen only to "tough guy" music. The comprehensive nature of the list suggests that the authors are quite familiar with this "unacceptable" music and I would be willing to bet that it is included, in its entirety, in a special playlist on their personal iPods. Folks that would actually refer to themselves "Team Cool and Tough" are anything but and should probably refrain from making any "sucking" references. Thanks for your input but, in the future, please do not attempt to project your own flaming homosexuality onto me and I'll continue to listen to whatever music I choose. ;D
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Post by Wolferuns on Jun 19, 2009 7:06:38 GMT -5
I do not have an Ipod, I do have an mp3. I only had one infraction and that was the song by Meatloaf. THen again my songs range from Acid rock to Zydico. I may fallow classic country with Sean King, or Quiet Riot with Syd Marsh, or Bob Marley with George Strait, or Alice Cooper with Dough Kershaw.
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Post by hypochondriac on Jun 19, 2009 7:54:33 GMT -5
I don't have any of those on my iPod. I do kinda like Enya though.
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Post by tonythegator on Jun 19, 2009 8:08:01 GMT -5
The Definitive List Of Songs No Dude Should Have On Their iPodMuch like a person’s DVD collection, a person’s iPod is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough put together this definitive list of songs no dude should have on their iPod. You know, because sometimes people need guidance in not sucking. If any of the following are currently on your iPod, we recommend going home and downloading as much Megadeth as humanly possible. Perhaps the authors should have simply shown the "allowable list of songs." Anytime I see a list like this it leads me to believe that the authors are having problems coming to grips with their own sexuality and attempting to deflect attention away from their homosexual tendencies by pretending to listen only to "tough guy" music. The comprehensive nature of the list suggests that the authors are quite familiar with this "unacceptable" music and I would be willing to bet that it is included, in its entirety, in a special playlist on their personal iPods. Folks that would actually refer to themselves "Team Cool and Tough" are anything but and should probably refrain from making any "sucking" references. Thanks for your input but, in the future, please do not attempt to project your own flaming homosexuality onto me and I'll continue to listen to whatever music I choose. ;D GAY!!! ;D GAY!!! ;D
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Post by RHVGator on Jun 19, 2009 8:51:27 GMT -5
I don't have an iPod.
I have 2 daughters (3 and 4 years old).
In my car I have a CD player that holds up to 6 CD's
In it currently:
1) Sponge Bob 2) Lion King 3) George Jones (my 4 year old loves "Picture of Me Without you" and we have to play "Finally Friday" every Friday) 4)Kids Bop (from McDonalds)* 5)Kids Bop (from McDonalds)*
* - Strangely enough, my Daughters have never eaten at McDonalds. I found out you can buy the "prizes" if you want without buying a Happy Meal. Nothing against McDonalds or Fast Food per se, but my wife and I have never taken them there, and don't want to start. We do go to Chik-fil-A about once every 2 weeks.
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Post by csd10 on Jun 19, 2009 9:24:13 GMT -5
I'm guilty of a few infractions on this list, and it doesn't bother me one bit.
I agree with whamil, the "dudes" who came up with this list most likely have some serious self-confidence issues.
I never understood people obsessed with what type of music they listen to based on what other people will think of them. If I hear a song and like it, I'm going to listen to it.
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Post by crimson2007 on Jun 19, 2009 9:30:50 GMT -5
Wow. I got through that entire list with zero infractions. I did as well. However, I do have a version of The Final Countdown, but it is not by Europe. Check it out.
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Post by crimson2007 on Jun 19, 2009 9:32:26 GMT -5
Hey Tony, just wanted to let you know that music has been made this century. Exactly! For example, my iPod include some of the following new groups: Necrophagist Goatwhore Limbonic Art Naglfar Melechesh Mar De Grises Lord Belial Kalmah Isis Opeth Ihsahn Eluveitie The Faceless Wintersun Now, that is some good stuff.
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Post by tonythegator on Jun 19, 2009 9:37:52 GMT -5
Hey Tony, just wanted to let you know that music has been made this century. Exactly! For example, my iPod include some of the following new groups: Necrophagist Goatwhore Limbonic Art Naglfar Melechesh Mar De Grises Lord Belial Kalmah Isis Opeth Ihsahn Eluveitie The Faceless Wintersun Now, that is some good stuff. And I've never heard of any of them. Any how, just for grins, check out some of MY old stuff at: www.myspace.com/centaurband
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Post by crimson2007 on Jun 19, 2009 9:52:37 GMT -5
It sounds like some pretty good rock. It sounds old, but that is not a bad thing. However, the drummer sounded a little bit off. Just kidding, I liked it.
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Post by tonythegator on Jun 19, 2009 10:02:27 GMT -5
It sounds like some pretty good rock. It sounds old, but that is not a bad thing. However, the drummer sounded a little bit off. Just kidding, I liked it. Thanks, Crimson. That stuff was written in '86. I wrote all the lyrics, also. We recorded an album, back then, released a single, and then, the band split up. We got back together, a couple of years ago, and, digitally, re-recorded the stuff on myspace, in our guitarist's home studio. It was fun, but, we are too old to be "rock stars"!!! ;D
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Post by irish08 on Jun 19, 2009 10:03:26 GMT -5
Ok so I am guilty of having some of those songs, I have a few Rascal flatts, and I do have kid Rock all summer long. I dont think it is that bad. I like those songs. Do i have to turn in my man card now
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Post by kaara on Jun 19, 2009 10:41:06 GMT -5
That list is WAY too long and there is a ton of stuff I totally disagree with. Case in point:
If you DO have anythiing off Slippery When Wet turn in your man card. Anything by Bon Jovi worth having all was recorded BEFORE that album..... Runaway is a great song, nuff said ;D
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Post by maestro on Jun 19, 2009 13:03:41 GMT -5
I don't have an iPod. I have 2 daughters (3 and 4 years old). In my car I have a CD player that holds up to 6 CD's In it currently: 1) Sponge Bob 2) Lion King 3) George Jones (my 4 year old loves "Picture of Me Without you" and we have to play "Finally Friday" every Friday) 4)Kids Bop (from McDonalds)* 5)Kids Bop (from McDonalds)* * - Strangely enough, my Daughters have never eaten at McDonalds. I found out you can buy the "prizes" if you want without buying a Happy Meal. Nothing against McDonalds or Fast Food per se, but my wife and I have never taken them there, and don't want to start. We do go to Chik-fil-A about once every 2 weeks. The kid bop cd's are tolerable. Gavin Degraw is on one of them.
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