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Post by LaylaGator on Jun 21, 2009 21:08:26 GMT -5
Guy died and entered the Pearly Gates, only to meet St. Peter. He instantly noticed that he was surrounded by clocks, but they all showed different times.
"St. Peter, what's up with all the clocks? Why all the different times?"
"Well, every one of God's children gets a clock. And everytime a person tells a lie, the time skips back a minute. We keep this clock front and center right here, because it was Mother Theresa's clock, and to this day, it has stayed on perfect time. She never told a lie."
"Well, this clock is only 2 minutes off of hers... Whose was that?"
"Abe Lincoln... Only told a lie twice."
"That's awesome!!! Well, where's Obama's clock??? Why don't you have it on display where it should be???"
"Oh, we got Obama's clock. But we had to take it out of the entrance.... Now Jesus keeps it in his Chambers and uses it as a ceiling fan."
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Post by mauigator on Jun 21, 2009 21:13:53 GMT -5
I can't even begin to express my laughter. ROFLMFAO. +1
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Post by LaylaGator on Jun 21, 2009 21:18:54 GMT -5
Just heard it at a bar and had to pass it on to those who might appreciate... +1 backatcha Maui for that SEC speed AND sense of humor
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Post by mauigator on Jun 21, 2009 21:23:06 GMT -5
Just heard it at a bar and had to pass it on to those who might appreciate... +1 backatcha Maui for that SEC speed AND sense of humor Unfortunately, there's nothing funny about it.
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Post by LaylaGator on Jun 21, 2009 21:25:12 GMT -5
Just heard it at a bar and had to pass it on to those who might appreciate... +1 backatcha Maui for that SEC speed AND sense of humor Unfortunately, there's nothing funny about it. buzz-killer!!!!
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Post by mauigator on Jun 21, 2009 22:11:48 GMT -5
Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
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