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Post by redstick13 on Aug 22, 2007 15:16:20 GMT -5
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 22, 2007 15:21:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2007 15:21:32 GMT -5
LMAO!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2007 15:22:53 GMT -5
PJ, Are those 2 of the Duke Lacrosse players? Those guys look just like them..
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 22, 2007 15:24:14 GMT -5
100 mile an hour tape always saves the day...
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 22, 2007 15:24:48 GMT -5
Or needing a back bra
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2007 15:25:33 GMT -5
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Post by LSUKNUT on Aug 22, 2007 15:25:52 GMT -5
Hey PJ, isn't that one of Gameboys photo's? ;D
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Post by redstick13 on Aug 22, 2007 15:28:22 GMT -5
Dude don't knock the duck tape. I had a grandfather that held most of his farm equipment together with that stuff.
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 22, 2007 15:28:51 GMT -5
Can't be ...no one is wearing pink...
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Post by redstick13 on Aug 22, 2007 15:29:02 GMT -5
That back bra is well......
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 22, 2007 15:29:35 GMT -5
Dude don't knock the duck tape. I had a grandfather that held most of his farm equipment together with that stuff. Hey I love that shit....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2007 15:30:36 GMT -5
Dude don't knock the duck tape. I had a grandfather that held most of his farm equipment together with that stuff. \ We call duct tape "chrome" in West Virginia...you want a chrome fender on your pickup? Throw some duct tape on that sumbitch....
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 22, 2007 15:30:37 GMT -5
That back bra is well...... Go ahead say it.... You'd Hit IT
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Post by LSUKNUT on Aug 22, 2007 15:30:49 GMT -5
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Post by redstick13 on Aug 22, 2007 15:35:27 GMT -5
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Post by gobigred203 on Aug 22, 2007 15:51:48 GMT -5
Duct tape fixes everything...except ducts...
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Post by eyeofthetiger on Aug 22, 2007 16:07:56 GMT -5
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Post by siobserver on Aug 22, 2007 16:29:11 GMT -5
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.
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Post by siobserver on Aug 23, 2007 16:31:10 GMT -5
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. Live simply and appreciate what you have. Give more. Expect less NOW ............ Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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Post by donaufan on Aug 23, 2007 16:41:29 GMT -5
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Post by bcsbbad on Aug 23, 2007 16:43:01 GMT -5
And now a little something from "Bubba"
A man who just died is delivered to a Kentucky mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the viewing To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, "Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check. "Dere's no charge," he says.
"No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," Bubba says, "it didn't cost me a ting. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."
"So, I just switched the heads
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Post by donaufan on Aug 23, 2007 17:05:29 GMT -5
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Post by donaufan on Aug 23, 2007 17:13:09 GMT -5
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Post by siobserver on Aug 24, 2007 1:38:09 GMT -5
Katie says she and Tom sleep in different bedrooms because he snores It's an age old problem, and many a wife has suffered because of it - but not Katie Holmes. She and Tom Cruise are reported to sleep in separate bedrooms, so she doesn't have to suffer his snoring YEAH, RIGHT! SIObserver
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Post by Pirate Joe on Aug 24, 2007 7:06:48 GMT -5
Its so there is room in his bed for his BF
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Post by eyeofthetiger on Aug 24, 2007 10:24:06 GMT -5
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Post by siobserver on Aug 24, 2007 19:11:22 GMT -5
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Post by siobserver on Aug 25, 2007 20:05:27 GMT -5
Fairy Tale: One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not whine, nag, and bitch........ But this was a long time ago.....
and it was just ONE day. The End
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Post by bcsbbad on Aug 25, 2007 20:32:38 GMT -5
Beotch- I married her the next day and divorced her 25 year later -
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